MyLaffs Joke #2179
WHAT EVEN MORE GRAFFITI:
Heredity is the thing a child gets from the other side of the family.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying.
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I have a drink problem, I can't afford it.
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I looked up my wife's family tree. Most of her relatives are still climbing around in it.
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I used to be a schizophrenic, but now I'm lonely.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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I'm immortal - so far.
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If God had not meant us to write on walls, he would never have given us an example.
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If a woman wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Ironic isn't it, that God gave the tortoise a drag factor of 0.03.
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Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?
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It is now beyond any doubt that cigarettes are the biggest cause of statistics.
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Jesus Saves - and the good forward gets the rebound!
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Jesus Saves - not on my salary he doesn't.
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Jesus Saves - with the Central Bank.
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Jesus Saves, Moses invests, but only Buddha pays dividends.
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Join the army, travel the world, meet interesting people and shoot them.
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Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
