MyLaffs Joke #2165
SPRAY PAINT PHILOSOPHY:
Reincarnation is making a comeback!
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Sado-masochism means not having to say you're sorry.
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Save trees, eat more beavers.
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Say it with flowers - give her a triffid.
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Smile - things may get worse more slowly.
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Study art and logic - learn to draw your own conclusions.
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Sudden prayers make God jump.
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The
Annual Conference of Clairvoyants has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable.
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The first three minutes of your life can be dangerous ... The last three can be pretty dodgy too!
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The meek shall inherit the earth - in 6' x 2' plots.
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
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The reason that people here get lost in thought is because it's such unfamiliar territory.
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The road to success is usually under construction.
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The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.
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We are the people our parents warned us about.
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Welsh men only marry Welsh women because sheep can't cook.
