FACTS OF LIFE:
Men get laid, but women get screwed - Quentin Crisp
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When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. - Frederick Ryder
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Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place. - Billy Crystal.
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I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave? - Beverly Mickins
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Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you. - Mrs. Patrick Campbell
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A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. - Sanskrit proverb
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.' - Jerry Seinfeld
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When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. - Warren Farrell
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Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. - Lyndon B. Johnson
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God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. - Anonymous
