MyLaffs Joke #2155
MORE GRAFFITI:
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
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Charity covers a multitude of sins, but curiosity soon uncovers them again.
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Conscience is the little thing that tells you someone is sure to find out.
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Constipation is the thief of time.
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Dead people are cool.
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Death is hereditary.
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Definition of a prostitute - receiver of swollen goods.
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Do to the other fellow as he would do unto you. But for God's sake do it first!
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Don't Panic. Count to ten ... then Panic!
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Don't Panic. The Earth is just being demolished for a hyperspace bypass.
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Don't drink water, fish breed in it.
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Dyslexia rules KO.
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Dyslexics of the world untie!
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Einstein rules relatively OK - in theory anyway.
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Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener.
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Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes.
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Get stoned - Drink liquid cement.
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God is not dead - he just couldn't find a parking place.
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Happiness can't buy money.
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Have you read the Penguin Book of Quotations. (I never realised penguins had that much to say.)
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Help preserve wildlife. Pickle a Squirrel today!
