MyLaffs Joke #2151
She was an attractive barmaid so Paul slapped a ten on the bar and said, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom."
She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet.
Paul took his glass eye out placed it beside the glass and went to the bathroom.
"Betcha I can bite my own ear," Paul challenged.
The bet was accepted and he took out his false teeth and nipped his ear. Once more he scooped up the money.
"Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing."
Now that was one thing she knew about so she accepted the bet.
Paul lifted her skirt and away they went.
"I can feel you," she cried.
"Oh well," Paul said, "You win some, you lose some!!"
