MyLaffs Joke #2150
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EVEN MORE GRAFFITI:

Amnesia rules - O
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An Australian lover is like a wombat :- he eats roots, shoots, and leaves.
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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
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An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
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Anarchists of the world unite!
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Anarchy, No rules - OK?
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Anyone who can see through a woman is missing a lot.
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Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist, ought to have his head examined.
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Are you a schizo? - If so, that makes four of us.
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Arsonists of the world, ignite!
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Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic, but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off.
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Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.
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Australian foreplay - "Brace yerself Sheila."
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Avoid life - It'll kill you in the end.
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Be alert - your country needs lerts.
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Be apathetic today. - I think I'll leave it till tomorrow.
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Be creative, invent a perversion.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - (and miss).
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