MyLaffs Joke #2143
GRAFFITI...
It is predictable, but I wouldn't like to predict it myself. - C. Lawson
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100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
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1948 - A novel for dyslexics by George Orwell.
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A bank manager is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.
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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
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A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
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A man is as old as he feels. But never as important.
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A man is as old as the woman he feels.
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A phone call costs less than you think. Soon it'll cost more than you believe.
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A sense of humour is the difference between ambition and achievement.
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A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
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Absolute zero is cool.
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Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards.
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All that glitters is not gold. - All that doesn't glitter isn't either.
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Always be sincere - Even when you don't mean it.
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Always put the important before the merely urgent.
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Always tell her she's pretty, especially when she isn't.
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Always yield to temptation - it may never pass your way again.
