MyLaffs Joke #2141
ALIMONY
Alimony is giving comfort to the enemy.
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Alimony is always having to say you're sorry.
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Alimony is the screwing a man gets for the screwing he got.
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Alimony is the billing without the cooing.
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I know a woman who won't get a divorce. She just can't stand the idea of sharing her husband's money with her lawyer.
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Alimony is like paying for a subscription to a magazine that's stopped publication.
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I pay my ex-wife her alimony on the button. I'm afraid that if I don't, she'll repossess me.
