MyLaffs Joke #2138
An old Jewish man, Graber, boards a British plane bound for the Middle East. Two Arabs board and say, "Get out of that seat. We want to sit by the window."
Graber moves to another seat.
Five minutes later, one of the Arabs says, "Run up to the galley and get me some coffee."
Graber gets the coffee. Just as he sits down, the other Arab says, "Now I want some coffee."
Graber goes. Returning with the coffee a few minutes later, he sits down, exhausted. One of the Arabs says, "Jew, what do you think of the shape of the world?"
Graber says, "It's in terrible shape. In India, Sikhs are killing Muslims. In Ireland Protestants are killing Catholics. And in airplanes, Jews are pissing in Arabs' coffee."
