MyLaffs Joke #2137
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An unfortunate young man was thrown out of the Boy Scouts when they found him eating Brownies.
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I solved the parking problem. I bought a parked car.
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If you can't read this, -- you're illiterate!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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And never forget, the Boy Scouts and the Girl Guides.
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One Alcoholics Anonymous group didn't quite get the idea. It applied for a liquor license.
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An anteater is anybody who goes on a picnic.
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I'm getting so absentminded and forgetful. Sometimes in the middle of a sentence, I.
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A man was run over by a steamroller. He was in the hospital in rooms 38 to 44.
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An actor is a man who tries to be everything but himself.
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Of course Adam lived in Paradise. He had no mother-in-law.
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They have a dozen products that brag they're good for a headache. But then who wants a headache?
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I travelled on a real no-frills airline. It rents you oxygen.
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Henry Ford had millions, and yet he never wanted a Cadillac.
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Never lend money. It gives people amnesia.
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My wife has an even disposition - always mad.
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Why do elephants drink? To forget!
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An antique is what used to get in the way in the attic.
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This man ran into a bar in the Old West and yelled, "Fire". Three men did.
