SOME GOOD ADVICE
Never play poker with a man named Ace!
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Never borrow money from a finance company whose president is named Nunzio or Vito.
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It's always better to give than to receive especially if you're a fighter.
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When you're a kid, you learn a lot at your mother's knee. The rest you learn at some other joint.
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Advice can be very good, especially if it doesn't interfere with your plans.
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Always pass on advice, because you won't use it.
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If you know the difference between good and bad advice, you don't need advice.
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Men, always aim high. That way you won't splash on your shoes.
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Don't hesitate to give advice. It makes the time pass, and nobody listens to you anyway.
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When arguing with a stupid person, make sure he isn't doing the same.
