MyLaffs Joke #2135
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ADAGES

Do unto others before they do unto you.
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A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
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You can make both ends meet, but you can't make them like each other.
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Never hit a man when he's down. Kick him. It's much easier.
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Two is company. Three is bad birth control.
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Dead owls don't give a hoot.
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