MyLaffs Joke #2125
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Women are called birds because of all the worms they pick up.
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Money doesn't buy you any friends, but it will get you a better class of enemy.
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They called it golf because all the other four letter words were already taken.
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Isn't it funny how a wife will notice a blonde hair on her husband's coat and yet miss the garage doors?
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They were never invited to any parties, because she was a hypochondriac and he was a pill.
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"No! No!" screamed the lady centipede, crossing her legs.
"A thousand times no!"
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Life begins when the dog dies and the children leave home.
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He was so lazy he married a pregnant woman.
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Marriage is not a lottery. In a lottery you have a chance.
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There's a lot to be said about marriage. But try not to say it in front of the children.
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Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once.
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires.
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A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS - But it uses up a thousand times more memory.
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The Meek shall inherit the earth..... After we're through with it.
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The free press is about two or three men imposing their views on the rest of the country.
