MyLaffs Joke #2124
Computing Definitions:
Access Time - The time between the instant at which information is called for, and the instant at which management expects the final report.
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Assembler - One who drops his card deck.
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Bit - The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
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Breakpoint - The point at which programmer increments past last bit available.
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Chaining - A method of attaching programmers to desk, to speed up output.
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Checkpoint - The location from which a programmer draws his salary.
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Core storage - A receptacle for the center section of apples.
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Counter - An area over which martini's are served.
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Crash - What a detached programmer would dearly love to do, for at least eight hours.
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Default - De line west of which de state of california will float off to sea at de next major quake.
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Device - Medieval torture instrument such as thumbscrew, iron maiden.
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Documentation - A manual which tells you how to use a program, system, or utility one version ago, and which is now unsupported.
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Error - What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output.
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External Storage - Wastebasket.
