MyLaffs Joke #2111
A couple had been married for just a week when the husband came home from work and found that his new bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.
Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she
hadn't been home for so long.
She replied: "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week."
The husband answered: "But it's only been two days, what do you mean a week?"
"I am only here to grab something to eat."
