MyLaffs Joke #2100
A lion walks over to a jaguar, growls, and asks, "Who's the king of the jungle?"
"You are," the jaguar answers.
The lion walks on and sees a panther and asks, "Who's the king of the jungle?"
"You are."
The lion keeps walking and comes to an elephant.
The lion roars and asks, "Who's the king of the jungle?"
The elephant looks at him with disdain, picks the lion up with his trunk, dashes him against a tree trunk, drops him, steps on him, and kicks him twenty feet into a clearing.
The lion gets up, smoothes his ruffled mane, and says, "Just because you don't know there's no need to loose your temper."
