MyLaffs Joke #2098
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: What do you get when you cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A: A smell you can't get rid of!
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Q: How do you get an Irishman to climb on the roof?
A: Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
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Q: Why did cave men drag their women around by the hair?
A: Because if you drag them around by the feet they fill up with dirt.
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Q: When is the only time the world beats a path to your door?
A: When you're in the bathroom.
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Q: What is a diaphragm?
A: A trampoline for dickheads!
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Q: What did the cannibals who caught a politician have for dinner?
A: Baloney sandwiches.
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Q: What do you do when you Kotex catches fire?
A: Throw it on the floor and Tampon it.
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Q: What do you call a gay man who's had a vasectomy?
A: A seedless fruit.
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Q: What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A: A hot dog and a six pack...
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Q: What's the difference between John and Lorena Bobbitt?
A: She's crazy and he's just nuts!
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Q: What's the difference between a dick and a magic lantern?
A: If you rub a dick three times, the genie isn't going to be the one to come.
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Q: What do you call a gay Indian?
A: A brave fucker.
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Q: What do you call
five dogs with no balls?
A: The Spice Girls!
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Q: What do Disney World
and VIAGRA have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.
