MyLaffs Joke #2093
Vinny and Maria get married. Vinny has this horrible habit of always picking his nose, which Maria figures she can correct once that old ring goes on his finger. After 2 months of marriage Maria cannot take it a minute longer and drags Vinny to a therapist. The therapist asks Vinny to wait in the outer room so Maria can speak freely.
Maria explains how Vinny's constant picking his nose is just too much to bear any longer. And while she is at it, another thing is that Vinny will never let Maria be on top when they have sex. Maria feels it must be a control issue.
The therapist calls Vinny into the room, repeats what Maria has concerns about and asks for his input as to why he feels the need to constantly pick his nose, and always be the one on top during sex.
Vinny replies "When I left to come to this country, my father told me to remember
two things: always keep your nose clean and don't screw up".
