MyLaffs Joke #2053
A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hangover. So she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee.
"Jeeves." she said, "I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?"
"Well, Madam, I carried you upstairs and put you to
bed." He replied.
She asked, "But my dress?"
Jeeves replied, "It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I took it off and hung it
up."
She asked, "But what about my underwear?"
He calmly replied, "I thought the elastic might stop the circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them."
"What a night!" She exclaimed, "I must have been tight!"
Jeeves calmly replied, "Only the first time, Madam."
