MyLaffs Joke #2043
When the bride and groom withdrew to their room, the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off. The rest of the family crowded around the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises, and an occasional muffled scream.
Eventually, they heard the groom say, "Goodness, that was tight."
"There," whispered his mother. "I told you she was a virgin!"
Then, to their surprise, they heard the groom say, "Now for the other one."
This was followed by more grunting and straining, and, at last, they heard, "My Goodness. That was even tighter."
"That's my boy," said his father, "Once a sailor, always a sailor."
