MyLaffs Joke #2040
A Sailor met a good-looking woman at the bar and was trying to get laid without much success.
"I don't date servicemen," she said, "but I am curious as to why you sailors have those two rows of buttons on your pants."
"Why, that's because we have two dicks," the sailor replied.
"Interesting, probably twice as much fun," replied the woman, "let's go to my place and try them out."
So they did, and after the first go around the woman says, "Boy, that was sure nice, but I am still horny, I want the other one."
Where upon the sailor undid the other side of buttons, pulled out a limp, weary dick, looked at it and sadly declared, "Well, I'll be damned! He's pouting because he wasn't FIRST!"
