MyLaffs Joke #2038
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Novel approach: "Pardon me Miss, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"
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Sign on a maternity shop: We supply the accessories after the fact.
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Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.
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If you feel strongly about graffiti, sign a partition.
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All is fair in love and the war which follows.
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Anything for a quiet wife.
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Pornography is in the groin of the beholder.
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Obscenity is anything that gives the judge an erection.
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Contraception should be used on all conceivable occasions.
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Sex is bad for one, but good for two.
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She was only the horse trainer's daughter, but all the horse manure.
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Some girls are like flowers. They grow wild in the woods.
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She wore a string of love beads, so I knew I could count on her.
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She married a sailor because she wanted to have children and rear admirals.
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Teenage girls are between pigtails and cocktails.
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There is so much permissiveness in the world today that the only way to stop having sex is to get married.
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Adolescence is the stage between infamy and adultery.
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They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
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If you shower in your clothes, it shows you're crazy. If you shower nude, it shows your nuts.
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His hair was neatly departed in the middle.
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