MyLaffs Joke #2026
A guy gets on a bus and sits in the front seat. As they set off he spits on the floor and says, "FUCK! What a driver!"
After he does this a few times, the driver orders him off the bus.
Another guy gets off at the same time.
The first guy spits on the sidewalk and says "FUCK! What a driver!"
The second guy says, "I didn't think that guy was a bad driver.
What the hell is your problem with him?"
He replies, "I wasn't talking about the bus driver. When I was walking to the bus stop I saw a really ugly fat broad trying to park a pink 1979 Cadillac Eldorado convertible in a space that was about a foot longer than the car. I yelled at her, 'Lady, if you can get that car into that space, I'll eat your snatch.'"......
"Patooey! Fuck! What a driver!"
