MyLaffs Joke #2016
In a train carriage one day were two small boys and a middle-aged woman reading a book. The two small boys were having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling.
"Its spelt 'W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B'"
"No, its not. It's spelt 'W-W-W-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-B-B-B'"
The lady leans over and says, "Excuse me, but I think you'll find its spelt 'W-O-M-B.'"
First little boy replies, "Nah, I bet you've never even seen a hippopotamus, never mind heard one fart underwater!"