MyLaffs Joke #2015
Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, Old Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly.
"Now you lissen good, Dan'l, 'cuz here's whatcha gotta do.
- One: Take out yer penie-pipe.
- Two: Pull back the foreskin.
- Three: Pee.
- Four: Push back yer foreskin.
- Five: Put yer equipment back."
The boy said he understood, but the next day while he was working at his still, the man's wife came running over. "Oh, Joe, Joe, come quickly! Dan'l went t'piss an' he won't come outta the outhouse!"
Joe asks, "Hell, what's he doin' in there?"
She replied, "I dunno. He just keeps sayin' 'Two-four, two-four...'"
