MyLaffs Joke #1994
These Irishmen in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. Paddy walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
Paddy said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"Alright. How long do you need them?"
Paddy paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while Paddy returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."