There are these two young girls walking down a country lane, one turns to the other and says "Mary Lou, how old are you?"
Mary Lou responds by saying, "Well, I'm either 11 or 14, my mother can't remember when she had me."
So her friend says, "Well I know a good way to tell, what's the best thing you've ever had in your mouth?"
Mary Lou says, "Oh that would have to be a big slab of mom's home made apple pie, with a big scoop of iced-cream on top."
"You are 11."
