MyLaffs Joke #1988
Little Johnny's mother was Jewish and his father was black. One day Johnny came home from school slightly confused.
He says to his mother, "Mom, am I more Jewish or more black?"
His mother answers, "What difference does it make? But I don't know, ask your father."
So Johnny's father gets home from work and Johnny asks the same question - "Dad, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What kind of a question is that?", asks his dad. "Does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or black?"
"Well dad, it's like this," Johnny says. "Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50. I don't know whether to talk him down to $25 or wait till dark and steal the fucking thing!"
