MyLaffs Joke #1983
WOT MORE BLONDE JOKES
Q: How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
A: Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: A vacant possession.
Q: What did the blonde's dentist find?
A: Teeth in the cavity.
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: A padded dash.
Q: Why do blondes use whiteout on their computer screens?
A: They couldn't find their eraser.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q: How do you know whether or not the blonde you slept with last night gave you a good blow-job?
A: The sheets are sucked up your ass.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
A: They spread for the bread.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a waterbed?
A: Cherry Float.
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.
Q: What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity?
Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: Why do blondes have cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.