MyLaffs Joke #1980
As he lay on his deathbed George weakly said, "Sara, I want you to know before I die that we have some unpaid loans: my tailor owes me $200, and our butcher owes me $50, and Klein next door owes me $300."
His wife turned to the children and said, "What a wonderful man your father is. Even when he's dying he
takes care of his family's needs."
The old man continued, "And, Sara, I want you to also know that I owe Manny a hundred dollars."
To which his wife cried, "Oh dear, now he's getting delirious!"