MyLaffs Joke #1980

As he lay on his deathbed George weakly said, "Sara, I want you to know before I die that we have some unpaid loans: my tailor owes me $200, and our butcher owes me $50, and Klein next door owes me $300."

His wife turned to the children and said, "What a wonderful man your father is. Even when he's dying he takes care of his family's needs."

The old man continued, "And, Sara, I want you to also know that I owe Manny a hundred dollars."

To which his wife cried, "Oh dear, now he's getting delirious!"

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