MyLaffs Joke #1976
A lady bought a new Lexus that cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.
"Madam", said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"
She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said "Nelson".
The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie" she replies. Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of
'On the road again'.
The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
At the traffic light, her light turned green and as she proceeded through the intersection, out of the corner of her eye she saw a small sports utility vehicle run the red light and head right towards her vehicle. She swerves out of his way, narrowly missing a head on collision.
"ASSHOLE" she screams!
and from the Radio....... "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES..."