MyLaffs Joke #1975
A farmer goes into a lawyer's office and say's " I want one of them there divorcees"
Lawyer: "Well do you have any grounds?"
Farmer: "Yep, I gots 240 acres"
Lawyer: "No you misunderstood, do you have a grudge?"
Farmer: "Yep, that's where I keeps my John Deere tractor"
Lawyer: "No, no you don't understand, let me see, does she beat you up?"
Farmer: "Nope, I'm up by 4:00, she gits up about 5:00"
Lawyer: "I'm sorry sir, you just don't understand what I'm asking let me try once more, Is she a nagger?"
Farmer: "Hell no!! But that last kid was and that's why I want one of them there divorcees!!!!"
