MyLaffs Joke #1967

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game. And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.

Bill: "Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?"

Bob: "Darts?"

Bill: "Nah."

Bob: "Shoot some pool?"

Bill: "Nah."

Bob: "Cards?"

Bill: "Nah. Hey, I've got an idea. We can go over to my house and fool around with my wife."

Bob: "Whadaya mean?"

Bill: "Just what I said. We'll go to my house and we can fool around with my wife."

Bob: "What about me?"

Bill: "She's a sport. She won't mind at all."

Bob: "Well ... if you think it's okay..."

Bill: "Sure. C'mon, let's go!"

At Bill's house:

Bill: "Honey, I'm home. Honey. SWEETHEART! Damn! She musta gone shopping. Tell ya what, Bob. Let's go to YOUR house!"

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