MyLaffs Joke #1967
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game. And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.
Bill: "Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?"
Bob: "Shoot some pool?"
Bill: "Nah. Hey, I've got an idea. We can go over to my house and fool around with my wife."
Bob: "Whadaya mean?"
Bill: "Just what I said. We'll go to my house and we can fool around with my wife."
Bob: "What about me?"
Bill: "She's a sport. She won't mind at all."
Bob: "Well ... if you think it's okay..."
"Sure. C'mon, let's go!"
At Bill's house:
Bill: "Honey, I'm home. Honey. SWEETHEART! Damn! She musta gone shopping. Tell ya what, Bob. Let's go to YOUR house!"