MyLaffs Joke #1959
Linda saw an attractive man (Myrddin) in a bar. She sat next to him, ordered a drink and introduced herself. They became friendly and she invited him home. When they arrived she gave him a drink, turned on the TV and went to get into "something more comfortable."
She came out in a flimsy negligee, paraded back and forth and announced, "Paris, 1998."
Myrddin smiled and continued watching TV.
Linda went back, changed into a topless bathing suit and announced, "San Francisco, 1997."
Again Myrddin smiled and continued watching TV.
This time Linda went to extremes, she came out wearing shoes and nothing else and announced, "Here and now, 2000."
There were still no results.
Linda screamed, "What's the matter with you anyway?"
Myrddin jumped up, jerked his pants down and said, "Mowing machine, 1996!
