MyLaffs Joke #1958

Two older women, Judi and Monika, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party.

"My dear," said Monika, "are those real pearls?"

"They are," replied Judi.

"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled Lady Monika.

Judi responded "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth...."

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