MyLaffs Joke #1952
A man begins his confession to an Irish priest, "Father, it has been two weeks since my last confession. These are my sins: Last night I had sex with Fanny Green."
The priest asks, "That is your sin?"
"Yes, Father." He replies.
The priest says, "You are forgiven. Go out and say one Our Father."
Soon, another man enters, kneels and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. These are my sins: I have had sex with Fanny Green every week for the last month."
The priest asks, "Those are your sins?" and the reply is a yes.
Once again the man is forgiven.
Soon, a third man enters, kneels and says, "Father, it has been six months since my last confession. These are my sins: I have had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the last six months."
This time, the priest has to ask, "Who is this Fanny Green?"
The man answers, "Just a woman I know, Father." And he is forgiven.
The priest closes the church for the evening and leaves wondering who this fairly popular Fanny Green woman is.
On Sunday, the priest is up in front of his congregation saying mass. In walks this woman, a tall redhead with long gorgeous hair, a green sequin dress, green sequined heels and a green hat with a long green feather coming from it. She walks straight up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest, her knees apart. The priest cannot help but stop and stare. He finally leans over to ask the altar boy, "Pssssst! Is that Fanny Green?"
The altar boy has a look and says, "No, Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
