10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T!
1: I need you to whip it out by 5:00!
2: Mind if I use your laptop?
3: I'll put this in your box before you leave.
4: I want it on my desk now!
5: Hmm... I think I'm out of that white fluid.
6: My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish!
7: It's an entry-level position.
8: When do you think you'll be getting off today?
9: It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!
10: Where did you get those great floppies?