MyLaffs Joke #1935
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Have you heard about the bride and groom who left their wedding reception early so they could put their things together?
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Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch...
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A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago...
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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
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You can really tell when a marriage is shaky. The couple doesn't even talk to each other during the TV commercials.
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One widower was so lazy, he married his late wife's sister so as not to have to break in a new mother-in-law.
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The old millionaire's bride was so young that when he gave her a 20 carat diamond, she gave him the mumps.
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Why are hotel walls so thin when you're trying to sleep, and so thick when you're trying to listen?
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Graffiti: Thank God I'm an atheist.
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A bi-sexual is a person who will buy it if he can't get it.
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It was so cold the other day that the local flasher was seen describing himself to women.
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Then there was the blonde who had a speech impediment. She just couldn't say no.
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People who say they are going on a diet are just wishful shrinkers.
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How come it's illegal to make liquor privately, and to make water publicly.
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Graffiti: Marriages are made uneven.
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Marriage is the price men pay for sex, and sex is the price women pay for marriage.
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The miserly husband refused to buy his wife a pair of budgerigars. He said one could cheep as lively as two.
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Vatican News: It is not a sin to kiss a nun, just don't get into the habit.
