MyLaffs Joke #1919
As the Viking warship stealthily slipped up to the unsuspecting Saxon seaside village, Brodar the Chieftain, rose and addressed his followers:
"Now men," he bellowed, "our plan is to burn the village . . ."
"Hooray!!!" roared the warriors.
"Kill all the men . . . "
"Hooray!!!" they shouted again, even louder.
"And screw all the women, several times!!!"
"Hooray for our glorious leader and his wonderful plan," they shouted.
"And men???" Brodar said.
"Yes, noble Brodar?" they replied in unison.
"For God's sake! Get it right this time!!!"
