MyLaffs Joke #1912
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: What's the difference between a chess player and a frigid woman in bed?
A: Every now and again a chess player moves.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: What happened when the plastic surgeon sat to close to the fire?
A: He melted.
Q: What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
A: The man.
Q: Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A: They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.
Q: How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A: One of his fingers is clean.
Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
Q: Why can't women read maps?
A: Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
Q: How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A: One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
Q: How many Ventriloquists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the gulg and one to hold the gottom of the ladder.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde has used your computer?
A: The joystick's wet.
Q: Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So people don't think they're feminists.
Q: What was the most intelligent thing that ever came out from a blonde's mouth?
A: Einstein's dick.
Q: When will women go to the moon?
A: When it needs to be cleaned up.
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are you shaking for she's gonna to eat me.