MyLaffs Joke #1897
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'. Andy, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Andy" says the teacher, "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Johnny jumps up and says, "Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious."
