MyLaffs Joke #1896
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Three prostitutes are hanging around in London, when a guy sidles up to them. He looks around furtively, then says to the first one in an Irish accent, "How much?"

She tells him its £50 for half an hour. He agrees, and they go back to her room. Once there, she undresses and lies on the bed. The Irish chap kneels at the bottom of the bed, parts her legs, purses his lips, and blows hard into her pussy. Then he pays up the fifty pounds, and leaves.

The girl can't understand this, so she goes back and tells her two friends. They don't believe her, until the next day, the Irishman turns up again. He asks the second one how much, she tells him its £200 for half an hour. He agrees and they go back to her place. The same routine occurs, she undresses and lies on the bed. The Irish chap kneels at the bottom of the bed, parts her legs, purses his lips, and blows hard into her pussy. Then he pays up the £200, and leaves.

The prostitute goes back and tells the other two, but again the last one still doesn't believe her. Next day, the Irishman is there again. The last girl decides she'll see what's going on. She tells him its £1000 for half an hour, and he agrees. They go back to her place, and the same routine goes on. As the Irishman gets up to leave, she stops him.

"What's the big idea?" she asks.

The Irishman looks around again, and then whispers "Don't tell anyone, I'm an apprentice with the IRA, I was given some money, told to come to London, and blow up some English cunts".
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