MyLaffs Joke #1884
A man said to his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She replied, "I'd love to be Ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and early and off they go to a theme Park. Every ride in the Park, he puts her on it. The Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, The Wall of Fear, everything there is she has a ride. She staggers out of the theme park five hours later, her head is reeling and her stomach is turned upside down.
He then takes her to Mc Donald's, where she's given a Double Big Mac with extra fries. Then off to cinema to see 'Star Wars', and they have more burgers popcorn, Cola and sweets. At last she staggers home with her husband and collapses in to bed. Her husband leans over and says, "Well dear what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, I meant dress size!"
