This man is laid out in the mortuary with a great whacking hard on. The pathologist says to the mans wife "What shall we do with that?"
"Cut it off and stick it up his ass", she replies.
The pathologist thinks this odd but carries out the wife's wishes. As he is sticking it the man's ass tears start to stream down the dead man's face.
"Told you it hurt you bastard", the wife says.
