MyLaffs Joke #1881
THE BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR
One Payday Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit O'Honey so he took Miss Hershey back in the Power house on the corner of Clark & Fifth Ave.
He began to feel her Mounds and that was sure Almond Joy, which made his Tootsie Roll.
He let out a Snicker and his Butterfingers went up her Kit Kat and caused a Milky Way.
She screamed "O Henry" and squeezed his Zagnuts.
Miss Hershey said, "You were even better than the Three Musketeers!"
Soon she was a bit Chunky.
Nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.
