MyLaffs Joke #1872
The 'F' word has been used by some very notable people throughout history, some of the more memorable quotes being:
"What the fuck was that?" - The Mayor of Hiroshima
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"Look at all those fucking Indians" - General Custer
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"Where the fuck is all that water coming from?" - Captain of SS Titanic
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"That's not a real fucking gun" - John Lennon
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"The fucking throttle's stuck" - Sir Malcolm Campbell
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"No fucker will ever find out" - Richard Nixon
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"Heads are going to fucking roll for this" - Anne Boleyn
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"Watch him. He'll have some fucker's eye out" - King Harold
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"I thought I could smell fucking petrol" - Nikki Lauder
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"Any fucking idiot could understand that" - Albert Einstein
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"It does fucking look like her" - Pablo Picasso
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"What fucking map" - Mark Thatcher
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"How the fuck did you work that one out?" - Pythagoras
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"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
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"Fuck a duck" - Walt Disney
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"Why? Because it's fucking there, that's why" - Sir Edmund Hillary
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"I don't suppose it's fucking raining" - Joan of Arc
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"Scattered showers my fucking ass" - Noah
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"Fucking Hell" - The Devil
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"How fucking long?" - Chief Architect - Great Wall of China.
