MyLaffs Joke #1867
BUMPER STICKERS FOR WOMEN
1: So many men, so few who can afford me.
2: God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3: If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4: My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
5: Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
6: Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
7: Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen.
8: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
9: Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
10: I'm out of estrogen -- and I have a gun.
11: Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
12: Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
13: And your point is...?
14: Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
15: Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
16: Do not start with me. You will not win.
17: You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
18: All stressed out and no one to choke.
19: I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
20: How can I miss you if you won't go away?
21: Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
22: If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
23: Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
