MyLaffs Joke #1865
Unemployed Caller (Un): Hello, I need a job.
Employment Agency Official (EAO) : Well, lets see what we have... (flips through some files). Yes I have a job here - washing dishes at a restaurant.
Un: No, No, No... I don't like getting my hands dirty.
EAO: OK let's see what else we have... Oh yes there is an opening for a security guard night shift.
Un: No, No, No... I need my beauty rest, and anyway I'm a coward.
EAO (getting annoyed): OK, look there is a job here as a government clerk, the hours are short, the pay is quite good and you get lots of benefits.
Un: No, No, No...I can't work for this government, I voted for the opposition.
EAO (pissed off): OK, look; I have something for you that involves sex and travel.
Un (getting excited): Yes, Yes, Yes...
EAO: Fuck Off!
