MyLaffs Joke #1862
Little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies, "Well, you go there to have a good time."
Little Johnny states that he wants to go there too, but his father insists that he's too young.
Saturday night, Little Johnny follows his dad to a whorehouse. After his father leaves, Johnny enters the whorehouse and tells the Madame that he wants to have a good time. She's a bit puzzled at first, but being a kind hearted lady she gives him three doughnuts and tells him to leave.
When he came home, his parents were all worried. His father asks him where he's been.
"In a whorehouse!" he announces proudly.
"WHAT? And how was it?" asked the father.
Little Johnny replied, "I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the last."