MyLaffs Joke #1852
One morning a man and his wife are sitting around the table and his wife looks at him and says, "Honey I had a weird dream last night. It was about a Christmas tree decorated with penises. There were long, short ones, skinny, fat ones, white and black ones. And at the top was the perfect
penis."
The husband looks and says "Well was it mine."
She replies "No it was Richard
Gere's."
So the couple carry on the day like nothing happened. The next day while sitting around the table the husband says "Honey I had a weird dream last
night."
She says, "Well what was it?"
He replies, "In my dream I saw a Christmas tree that was decorated with all different kinds of vagina's. There was tight ones, loose ones, black ones, white ones, bald ones, hairy ones, and at the top of the tree was the perfect
vagina."
The wife says, "Was it mine?"
The husband pipes up and says, "Hell
no, yours was holding the tree up!"
